imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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imakaizoku:

jetstream-tormod a réagi à votre billet :First Day : Success!

protip: lift in the morning

Morning is for sleeping. And waking up. And garnering the will to face another day. Not fight ungodly traffic conditions to stress my body when I’m barely awake.

Lift at night so you can be alone with your gainz. Don’t listen to Tyler 






porn is weird

is this how gay sex works

yes

porn is weird

is this how gay sex works

yes

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immanguyener:

I HAVE THIS BOOK

immanguyener:

I HAVE THIS BOOK


bootyscientist:

bootyscientist:

juss remember that 90% of the shit niggas/women say on Tumblr does not translate into the real world

pizza and Netflix on the first date? go ahead and that’ll be ya last date

rough wild sex? 3 minutes in she gon realize it ain’t what she thought it was

all this social justice nonsense? yeah that’s just for notes my guy

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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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